Money isn’t everythi—I’m sorry. That’s hilarious.– My father
shit i just remembered people from real life follow me act natural
I Saw a Picture of a Guy Playing Cross Grip on...
Caption on photo: The guy behind these mallets is one of the most productive and talented leople I know.
Me: LOWER YOUR WRISTS! WHO TAUGHT THIS GUY HOW TO PLAY? HOW CAN HE EVER GET A GOOD WRIST-STROKE WHEN HIS WRIST IS 3 INCHES ABOVE THE BOARD?! And whoever taped that mallet sucks.
My Brother is Killing a Cockroach
My brother: I hit it! I hit it!
Me: What are you spraying it with?
My broter: Lysol.
My brother: These 3D glasses don't have lenses...
Me: They're ironic.
My brother: How?
Me: I don't know...
yggdrasilly: Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, Princess!
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
rosetranes: This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
New Years Resolution 2012:
sodamnrelatable: To be the very best like no one ever was. via sodamnrelatable