May 2012
Life is like a piano
yuku-flan:
The white keys represent happiness and the black keys represent sadness. But as you go through life, remember that the black keys make music too.
April 2012
I think one of the best things to ever happen was in 2008. You know. Spartacus. Phantom Regiment. Everytime I watch that show it only gets better. I want to be the guy in the pit in the beginning playing the chains. Just saying.
earthlaughsin-flowers asked: I've finally seen season 6 of Futurama. WHY IS IT SO EMOTIONAL?~??~
May 4th
Chem Club will be celebrating Avocado’s Number, 6.02*10^23 or the number of avocado’s to make a good guacaMOLE.
If anyone has any chemistry jokes, please tell me!
Seriously. I’ll see my chem teacher today. She has been telling the same joke for 3 months. She still laughs at it.
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My mom: I called her today to find out if she is coming to the graduation and--
My dad: He-- No, go ahead.
My mom: No, you go ahead.
My dad: No, you go.
My mom: And he---
My dad: He could ask his friends.
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Going to school with a fever.
YOLO
So I have trouble in history and it helps for me to restate what I learned in my own words. I was telling my mom what we learned in history today. We learned about Malcolm X. It was a lot of “And he was like ‘DUDE!’” and “So the Nation of Islam was all like ‘NU UH!’” and “Malcolm X was like ‘YOU ARE A PHONEY!’”
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My Math Teacher: The highest grade was a 26 out of 28.
Kid In My Math Class: That is almost a 100%.
My Math Teacher: Yeah... It is...
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draco: hey i just met you
draco: and this is crazy
draco: but you must be a weasley
