December 2011
Dec 1st
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Alex and I will be like casually walking around town and I’ll be the only Jew and be like “Shalom!” to everybody I see and use Yiddish words without realizing and call everyone a “goddamn goy.”
Dec 1st
More important
How many Jews are there in Corpus Christi?
Dec 1st
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Tell me about Texas. Make me want to visit C. Christi. (Alex wants me to go.)
Dec 1st
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I have had plastic elf ears in my bra for the past 4 hours and 45 minutes.
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November 2011
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I sent Jesse too many messages and now Tumblr is punishing me and making me do my homework.
Nov 30th
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alexis,
todaywillbebetter-iswear: thats a troll stop trying I’M HAVING FUUUUUNNNNNN
Nov 30th
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uraniumbomb: Lol guys she’s going to go pray…in her sleep…because that’s possible….Jesus can’t help her now lol. Her url is Ihateher and it’s ironic how she whines about haters because that’s the very definition of what she is, as she has so stated herself. THIS IS WHERE I WIN. That was fun. I love Erin.
Nov 30th
Can we all leave I-hate-her messages? He or she has been cyberbullying my friend. She doesn’t let it get to her but NO ONE talks to my friends like that.
Nov 30th
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blinkingangels: I felt like shit all day I came home smiling  Cause I spent the afternoon with you <3 I showed him how to wrap a box.
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Nov 29th
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Erin,
My glasses are ironic because they look like ironic glasses but I wear them to help me see.
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Guys
I think I’m dying
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Can one of my followers (who doesn’t have my phone number. Face it guys, You can just text me.) message me? Alexis wants to be entertained.
Nov 29th
Mary on Cake Boss reminds me of Mrs. Snyder
Nov 29th
v-incent-deactivated20120329 asked: I think it's about time I introduced myself. Hi my name's Jesse and Alex is my caramel brother. You two are awesome.
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It is not fuckin’ sexy or cute when you spit while giving a blow job. It is gross. And it’s going in your mouth, why are you spitting on it! That’s just wrong.
Nov 29th
I love when I burp and you say “I’m so proud of you” or “you are so sexy!”
Nov 29th
Drinking hot chocolate by yourself doesn't taste...
WE SHOULD DRINK TEA OR SOMETHING
Nov 29th
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chemistrymaxx: I saw this on Facebook. →
uraniumbomb: If you’re under the age of 14 you shouldn’t even read this; and if you do, you should not repost. Just because you were born in 97 doest mean you’re a 90s kid. It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons…I’m sorry, but three conscious years of the 90s just wont cut it. You’re a 90s kid…
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Things I love having in my life
Math Chemistry Alex Oboe Food Burgers More food More food and more burgers Kendall The ability to burp Hair dye Alvin the Asian Dicks
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