Halloween was fun. I was a cute clown. And Garth ignored my girth… Even on Thursday when I was in fact, dressed like Gary Oak. I was such a jerk to Marco who dressed like Ash. He didn’t do anything and I called him a loser and a terrible pokemon trainer the entire night. I feel terrible. x3. But I don’t have a conscience so that was a lie. LOL! BEDTIME! NIGHT!...
Today I fed a hotdog. The hotdog’s name is Amanda. She is currently evolving. We do not know her gender. It’s like a turtle, it matters the temperature with hotdogs.
You are a two-faced liar.
Every time you are single you do “OH ALEXIS! YOU ARE SO PRETTY! LET’S DO XYZ! IT’LL BE FUN! COMEON ALEXIS! YOU ARE SO PRETTY! <33333333” Then BAM! You get a girlfriend. AND 100% IGNORE ME! EVERY TIME. You said you cared… If you cared, you’d be able to keep a friendship with me without flirting. That’s all I want. And your mom. I heard she’s hot.
So I really don’t like the girl behind me in Chemistry because she’s an idiot. Well, I don’t give crap so she cheats off me on every quiz and test and homework and stuff. Well, because I’m NOT A MORON! I get a holiday present. :3 I hope its cookies!
I got my Halloween costume! I’m a cute clown! So adorable! And I will be Gary Oak tomorrow for band practice! This is awesome! I’m just chillin’ in my clown costume right now. It’s comfy.
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I know a girl who is addicted to making herself look prettier, and she is already really pretty. Everyone tells her, even the one she thinks is the only one that matters, but she keeps trying. Still thinking she is ugly. She has to constantly put crap in her hair to make it lighter. She straightens her hair to the point that it is seriously unhealthy just so she can look “pretty.”...
This website was my life when I was 7
Remember when we worshiped: And prayed for: And these were our lives: When this broke our hearts: And we wanted to live here: Then this guy, our hero Sold Neopets to Who own Which sucks now. In conclusion, our childhood now sucks.
Sometimes I forget Dylan’s name and remember that I call him Pickle. So I call him Pickle until someone says “Dylan.”
I was told
That I will know I’m in love when I can act like I’m five and he will not care. He will like it. He will make fart jokes and laugh at the word “butt” with me. Every time I’m with you, I act like this. I burp right in front of you. I giggle. I jump up and down for cookies. So why don’t you do the same? Please. Pookie. I want to go to the playground. The...
I’m thinking the same thing.
Just some letters.
Dear “Babe”, I think you are perfect. You are smart, funny, cute, clever, kind, and you make me smile. Stop it. You drive me crazy. I can’t function because I think about you. I can’t live because my friends hate you. You are still leading me on and it drives me insane that I can’t hold you. I’ve never worked this hard for a guy who says I’m pretty and...
Start at 100% and subtract one for each you've...
1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol. 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. Gotten a handjob/fingered. 8. Given a blowjob/ate out someone. 9. Been verbally harassed. 10. Verbally harassed somebody. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96% 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before 14....
Bolded things in my room.
Nintendo Wii Nintendo DS Nintendo Gamecube Nintendo 64 Xbox Gameboy color Gameboy advanced Gameboy SP Laptop A pet fish Coach purses Dooney & Bourke purses Handcuffs Prom dress Digital camera iPod Cell phone Scrapbook A collectible of some sort Studded belts Something with the Playboy Bunny on it Phone charms Posters Deck of playing cards Monopoly Laptop case Uno cards Brown backpack Bookshelf...
Best Crash Ever
So today was a football game and I was rockin’ out in the 4th quarter to Imperial March on my cymbals. And then ending is a bit confusing. Well, the drums all finished..and I hit the cymbals a beat late. Well the best part, I was perfectly in time. Perfect. It was absolutely amazing. It honestly didn’t sound like crud and I got no crap for it. In fact, I got praise. It was absolutely...
Take a Chill Pill
Seriously. All you had to do was SHUT UP! I didn’t want to hear your voice either. Honestly, I respect her so much for sticking up for herself. All she wanted was for YOU to respect someone ELSE. Don’t give me the “I’ll respect you when you respect me.” thing. You shouldn’t expect the respect first. Give respect to get respect. And really, you are our peer...
Everytime I talk to him
He makes me feel complete. I get all my feelings out with him and not with anyone else. We laugh at how pathetic I am. But we always see him as a god or saint. It’s weird. I think this is how people felt around Mother Theresa, but she was just amazing. And he isn’t. He’s a butt. She was the heart, the part of the body we all want to be. Oh god, I’m a tonsil. Useless. x3
Make-overs suck balls.
I half way wish you knew how I feel. Because then you’d be aware. But you’d also be eternally p.o.’d at me for saying “I HATE YOU!” or “YOU SKANK!” I don’t know what to think. I need an attitude make-over. And a facial make-over. And a body make-over. The world needs a make-over. Especially you.
I wish you read my Tumblr. You’d be surprised about how much I hate the world, mostly you.
Why do I try anymore?
Why do I put so much effort to make YOU smile? Pa-lease. You make me cry. AND FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS I’VE BEEN WISHING FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY?! WHY?! OBVIOUSLY I WILL NEVER MAKE YOU HAPPY! NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CLIMB ON A ROOF, SCREAM, AND JUMP! I HATE YOU! But a promise is a promise. And I promised to wish for you to be happy until you were happy. I hope you are happy...
Make a wish. I wish for what I’ve been wishing for for months. For you to be happy.
Sometimes I just look at my car and think “How sexy is that?” And I...– TJ
Why is it that everyone is against us even talking to each other, but I can’t keep myself off of you?
Look, I hate that you always overlook me. I’ve followed you for two years now and you always look right past! I’m here for the taking! You know the things I was willing to do with you! And you go for her?! Why? No one likes you! What is wrong with you! We need a heart to heart. Seriously. Call me, text me, see me after school.
hanschen: ahmazingalexis: Gawd, I love Rebecca. I hear she’s a bitch Eh, sometimes.
Gawd, I love Rebecca.
I hate that I can’t tell you that I love you. Instead, I use a cliche. This whole “See you later” thing is getting old. Midna used it because she honestly loved Link but he didn’t love her. YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU! I ASKED YOU TO MY SCHOOL DANCE! I ASKED YOU TO RUN AWAY WITH ME! I love you. But the worst part, I won’t see you later.
I can't help myself
I think you are rad, amazing, wonderful, handsome, fabulous. But most of all, I think you are perfect. Teehee, See you later!
I was hoping you would invite me over to your house and we could go into your bedroom and you would play silly music and would put your arms around my waist and tell me I’m beautiful and we would dance for hours. I would love that. If only you did do that…
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? How? 2. Do you trust all of your friends? I honestly don’t know. 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Yes. I’d move to honestly get away from the horrors of this place. 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? No. 5. Can you make a dollar in change right...
To be liked To learn to like To be beautiful To see the beauty in everything To be strong To be independent To not worry To not be a bitch To stop seeing everyone else as a bitch To be selfless To make you happy To tell you that… I… Well… Er… You see… You make wish for all these things… And I… don’t know how to word this…
Anna: Haha idk he’s hurt u and got u mad a cuple of times wich is not good at all…no one can really get u mad unless it’s uber bad. Me: Untrue. I’m always pissed off. Anna: Haha yy? Me: The incident… For those who do not know, the incident was when I got stabbed in the chest with a cymbal and my super hero necklace about a month and a half to two months ago. I know...
Please keep your promise.
I…See you later…– Midna
I’ve never had this feeling before. I’m indecisive on whether I hate life, hate everything, or honestly okay with the world. It’s odd. I’m odd. You’re odd. Either way I’m feeling sick of the world and I feel myself tumbling down. I’m so done with all of this. I just want to grow up. I want to be older. I want stare at the ceiling and wait to die. Have you...
Inject sanity into me. Because baby, I’m living for my next fix. And I’m all out of needles.
I wish I was
Funny Smart Witty Clever Friendly Beautiful Sweet Kind Gorgeous Good-smelling Classy Lady-like Different Extraordinary Talented Fascinating Interesting Exciting With you
I’m sick of being obsessed over.
I love you.
I love the way your arms fit in my waist. I love that you call me at midnight just because I’m “interesting” to you. I love that if I want to go to a school dance, and if I’m asked by multiple guys to go, you will ask me too, just because you want to get out of the house. I love that you hate him and he hates you, and you two are very important to me. I love that you are...