Ahmazing
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Hi. I'm Alexis. I'm seventeen. I lack manparts. My friends think I am insane because I live in Florida and wear pants from August to June. I wear a bow most of the time I leave my house. I like to punch things, though I hate punching people. I love my N64 more than anything in the world. It tends to be my best friend. So yeah... I'm Alexis... And I like to eat, laugh, talk about my nonexistent penis, and press buttons.
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this was what i was thinking for a senior prank next year, minus the sharks
this was what i was thinking for a senior prank next year, minus the water
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Oh? A seven measure rest? TRY ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT, AND THEN WE’LL TALK.
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| Ms. Ahmed: | How many ferrets survive-- |
| Guest Speaker: | None. |
| Ms. Ahmed: | But you said it is easy when the animals are young so wouldn't th-- |
| Guest Speaker: | None survive. Not one. |
